Another Joke's

Dear Wife,

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then I wrote your name on
my heart & i got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing
at you.
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just like that ...
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from
darkness and if after you pray and you are still in darkness, please
pay your ELECTRICITY BILL