Joke

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.


They were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green , pink and yellow .


The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.

I see the green grass and I hope it will be a pink day."

The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,

a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.

Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone

" green green ", I " pink " up the phone and I say " Yellow "

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When a Woman gets her hair cut:

Friend: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman: Do you think so? I wasn't sure at first.
Do you think it's too fluffy?

Friend: Oh God, no! It's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm stuck with bad hair genes.
Woman: Oh no. Your face is so sweet - you could easily get one of those layer cuts- that would look so cute. I considered that, but wanted to hide my ears more.

Friend: No way – your ears are perfect!

Woman: Are you kidding? I know girls who would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier…

When a Man gets his hair cut:

Friend: Haircut?
Man: Yeah.