Today's jokes

Today's jokes

Wrong wish, sir!

A couple had been married for 40 years and also celebrated their 60th birthdays.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all these years, she would give them one wish each.

Being the faithful, loving spouse for all these years, naturally the wife wanted for herself and her husband to have a romantic vacation together, so she wished for them to travel around the world.

The fairy waved her wand and boom! ... The wife had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband s turn and the fairy assured him he could have any wish he wanted, all he needed to do was ask for his heart s desire.

He paused for a moment, and then said, Well, honestly, I d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.

The fairy picked up her wand and kazoom! ... The husband turned 90!
Politicians!

A politician was running for re-election and was talking at a campaign stop to his constituents.

My opponent has called me a liar. Rest assured, I have never lied to you. The only problem I have is that the facts don t always match up with what I believe.

Entrepreneurs Mindset

Entrepreneurs Mindset

Entrepreneurs are simply businesspeople. Some people may think that it’s really easy to become an entrepreneur, but they are very wrong. You see, there’s more to just being called an entrepreneur. In fact, many studies are conducted by some experts to uncover the traits possessed by successful entrepreneurs.

What makes a successful entrepreneur? There are many factors that help in making an entrepreneur like qualities, education, skills, and many others. There is however one thing that you shouldn’t disregard if you want to become a victorious entrepreneur. Mindset plays a very important role in the success of businesspeople.

Without it, you will definitely find it hard to succeed in whichever business endeavor you take. To be one of the successful entrepreneurs, you must have the qualities needed to become one. You must know how to organize, 

Entrepreneurs are often identified with how they look and think about things. According to many experts who studied various entrepreneurs, if you can think like an entrepreneur you have a high chance of succeeding in any form of business. 

Successful entrepreneurs are positive thinkers. They always think that they can do everything. Confidence is one trait that you need to become an entrepreneur. You must have this trait as early as possible but don’t worry if you’re not that confident yet because you can still develop that just in time before you get involved in any business. 

You must also be able to set your vision straight and look at certain situations differently. For ordinary individuals, problems are considered obstacles but for many entrepreneurs, these are challenges. Aside from being a positive thinker, you must have strong belief in your objectives. If you’re confident enough, you can think straight at all times and you can set achievable objectives. 

The business process is full of risks and if you don’t have the qualities of an entrepreneur, you will easily give in to such problems and obstacles. Being a risk taker is a very good trait of an entrepreneur. They are not afraid to be outside the so-called safety zone. To succeed in any business undertaking, one must not be afraid of these risks. 

However, you don’t take risks blindly; you must be able to calculate them. By properly calculating the risks, you can determine if the risks are worth taking or not. If you think that by taking the risk you will gain more for the business, don’t be afraid to accept it. If you don’t put one of your foot forward, your business will not go anywhere.  

Everything does not end in thinking alone. If you simply think and think, you will not achieve anything. But if you think and act, you will certainly reach the peak of success. Action is truly needed to put all your thoughts to action. You must be able to come up with well-intentioned objectives and your actions should be focused. 

Now you know that the mindset of the individual is very important in order to become one of the successful entrepreneurs. If you think that you don’t possess the proper mindset, you must learn to develop it as soon as possible especially if you want to handle a business in the future.

By exerting some effort to develop your mindset, you can succeed. Being an entrepreneur is not that hard especially if you possess the right qualities, skills, and most specially – the proper mindset.

JOKES

It s Magic

I was sitting in the foyer of a bank when a young man walked by and then stopped for a moment on his way out. I noticed that one of the latches on his overstuffed briefcase was unfastened, putting strain on the remaining latch.

You re going to lose the contents of your briefcase, I warned him.

Just then, the case burst open. He stared at me with something akin to fear in his eyes as he gasped, How on earth did you do that?

With This Ring

My husband, Mike, and I had several stressful months of financial difficulties. So, one evening, I was touched to see him gazing at the diamond wedding ring that symbolized our marriage.

With this ring, I began romantically.

We could pay off the Visa, he responded.

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Car Shopping

After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition. The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.

When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While the driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to me with a smile and said, Well, now, what s it going to take to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today?

Repeat After Me

Dinosaurs are fascinating. My four-year-old is obsessed with them.

Recently, we were riding on a bus and he asked another passenger for her name.

My name is Deena, she said. Can you say Deena?

Deena, said my son. Can you say pachycephalosaurus?

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Oopside-Down

A man calling refrigerator repair service: My refrigerator
isn t working!

What kind is it?

It s a small one.

Electric, gas or propane?

Propane.

Ah! Then the problem is most likely vapor lock. You don t
need a service call, just turn the refrigerator upside down
for a few minutes to allow the lock to clear. Then put it
back and all should be well

Second call, a few minutes later: The least you could have
done is to tell me to empty the fridge first!

A minister told his congregation, Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.