When I Grow Up
A mother's four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of the Ice Capades.
She was so mesmerized that she wouldn t budge from her seat, even during intermission. She watched the activity while the ice was cleaned.
At the end of the show, she exclaimed,
I know what I want to be when I grow up!
The mother envisioned her on the ice in another 15 years,
starring in the Ice Capades.
She was brought back to Earth when she continued,
I want to be a zamboni driver!
Deer Crossing
A crew of highway maintenance workers were sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area.
The first one they put back up was a symbol warning of a deer crossing.
As they moved down the road to repair the next sign, one member of the crew looked back and spotted a deer running across the highway.
She turned to a co-worker and said,
I wonder how long he s been waiting to cross.
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